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	<description>Bancuri Tari si Amuzante</description>
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		<title>Bula la scoala</title>
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				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Bula si Bulisor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Il intreaba invatatoare pe Strula: -Ce meserie are tactu, ma? -Gropar. -Nu se vorbeste asa, Strula, se spune &#8220;&#8221;Muncitor la Pompe Funebre&#8221;"..Fiti si voi mai civilizati ce mama dracu! Invatatoare il intreaba apoi pe Bula care e meseria tatalui, la care Bula raspunde: -DJ la Mistique Clube. Invatatoare: -Da ce inseamna asta? Bula: -Clopotar si [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;La noi sunt destui!&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 14:25:06 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Unguri]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In tren urca un american, un francez, un ungur si un roman. Americanul scoate o sticla de whisky, bea o gura si o arunca pe geam. -Cum arunci bunatatea aia de bautura!!sar ceilalti -Nu-i nimic! La noi este destul! Romanul se simte cam inferior. Scoate francezul o sticla de vin rosu, superb, bea o gura [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Furnicile si elefantul</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2012 10:34:41 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu animale]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un muşuroi de furnici se bate cu un elefant. Fiecare încearcă să-l muşte, să-l gâdile, să-l ciupească, mă rog, ce poate. La un moment dat, una dintre ele ajunge pe gâtul elefantului, iar celelalte disperate încep să-i strige: - SUGRUMĂ-L! SUGRUMĂ-L!]]></description>
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		<title>De ce se ingrasa barbatii dupa ce se insoara?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2012 11:14:30 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Diverse]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[De ce se ingrasa barbatii dupa ce se insoara? Cand stau cu parintii, vin acasa, se duc la frigider si isi zic: “Iarasi mancarea asta!” si se baga in pat. Dupa ce se insoara, vin acasa, se duc la pat si isi zic: “Iarasi asta!” si se duc la frigider. &#160;]]></description>
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		<title>Tiganul la furat</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2012 13:00:34 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu tigani]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un tigan sare gardul la un proprietar ca sa fure buruieni. Acesta il surprinde si- intreaba: `Ce cauti tigane la mine-n curte?` Tiganul: `M-a adus vantul, stapane` `Bine, bine, dar de ceapa mea de ce te tii cu mainile?` `Pai tocmai, ca sa nu ma ia vantul!` `Dar ceapa-n sac cine ti-a bagat-o?` `Asta ma [...]]]></description>
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		<title>No drogs&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://ziunbanc.com/bancuri-cu-animale/no-drogs</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 15:21:45 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu animale]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Intr-o zi, un iepure alerga vesel prin padure, cand, deodata, sub un copac, vede un cerb, care fuma un trabuc. Iepurele: &#8211; Ce faci? Ai innebunit? Intr-o zi frumoasa ca asta, in mijlocul naturii, tu te intoxici? Hai cu mine, sa alergi, sa-ti oxigenezi plamanii! Cerbul: &#8211; Ai dreptate! si incepe sa alerge cu iepurele. [...]]]></description>
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